AI critique, with teeth
Your profile asked for this roast.
Upload the thing you are overthinking. Roastable delivers brutally honest, genuinely useful feedback—and packages the best burns in a card worth sharing.
Start with one free roast. Keep your sense of humor nearby.
The Roastable promise
Specific, not generic
Feedback responds to your actual submission and its context.
Funny, not cruel
The joke lands on the work while the advice stays constructive.
Useful after the laugh
Every roast includes clear changes you can make immediately.
How it works
One upload. Zero polite lies.
Roastable turns vague AI feedback into an opinionated critique with punchlines, priorities, and practical next moves.
- 01
Pick your target
Choose a resume, dating profile, outfit, apartment, or business plan—then give Roastable the context it needs.
- 02
Get the honest version
Receive a specific critique that identifies what is working, what is not, and what to fix next—without corporate filler.
- 03
Share the damage
Turn the funniest lines and most useful takeaways into a polished card built for screenshots and group chats.
Pricing
Pay for honesty, not overhead.
Try the format free, grab a pack when inspiration—or questionable judgment—strikes.
First Burn
A no-risk introduction to ruthless clarity.
$0
- 1 complete AI roast
- Actionable improvement notes
- Shareable result card
Roast Pack
Five roasts to use across any supported format.
$9
Good questions. Honest answers.
Before you volunteer as tribute.
Your turn
Stop asking friends to be honest.
They love you too much. Roastable does not have that problem.
Roast my thing